"Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books."Julian Barnes, Flaubert’s Parrot (via observando)

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seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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breakinq:

following back tons

nue:

"what are you getting all dressed up for"

"mom i’m taking a selfie"

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airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

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tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

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i-am-in-command:

beyondwarpeduniverse:

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

Best

Same

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