deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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bagmilk:

when you sing a song in your head and then it plays on the radio

image

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coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

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anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

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adultnapped:

Omg
paledust:

forever the greatest gif ever
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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