nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

546,877 notes

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

170,825 notes

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

its-jack-the-human:

preteen:

how do i install a new attractive and cute face

You can’t install software already on the device

419,366 notes

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

344,030 notes

partytimexelent:

Jesus christ, someone captured the lip-biting. I fucking hate you. 
partytimexelent:

Jesus christ, someone captured the lip-biting. I fucking hate you. 

thehalfwrittenbook:

when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm

108,337 notes

lanadelreycist:

when youre leaving class and the teacher gives a last minute assignment

image

87,149 notes

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"